chillyhill:

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

simplyverycomplicated:

I just told a boy:

‘Geographically speaking, I’m on top of you, and that’s sexy.’

So, clearly, I should be banned from trying to flirt with people.